New Years 2011!!

Hey all! I had an amazing New Years, did you?? Just for your reading pleasure, and so I remember what happened. I'm gonna lay it down for you!

I flew in from California on New Years Eve right. My friend picked me up from Philly, and yes my flight was late. DAMN SNOW AND ICE! We made it over to her apartment, where her friends had started a game of beer pong.. (Beer Pong=Lame, Whitney who is OCD+Beer Pong= Pissed) They had decided that we were gonna to Club 27?? Whatever, its in Philly.

We took the train, we were smart! But my date's train ticket got eaten by the fare gate thing. So she had to call a number and be like, "Hey it's XXXXX, Can I get thru?" And then the gate would open for her. It was like she was a VIP!!

We finally made our way to the club, which was down a dark alley... It had 2, yes 2! Hostels across the alley. Hm.... First off, I didn't care for the club.. We had to pay a $45 cover and our drinks were included (which were tiny and sucked!) We had to pay extra to check our coats. And people were already wasted when we got there. There was a scary gogo dancer that tried to get me and my lovely date to tip her. (Ick! When a lesbian says ick... That's saying something...) But we happen to be lezzies with great taste!

Anyways were dancing, making out, having petite drinks. We would find our group, drift off and go back to our group... We were entertained. Its almost midnight, but we didn't know this. We both go in line for the bathroom. Ok... First off, there is a lesbian in front of us. This is the first of our kind we have encountered.. She tells my date that shes gonna smoke and knock 2x or whatever.. Meanwhile there was this creepy, overweight, greasy guy talking to us. Now then... Let's be honest.. I was making out with my date. I'm sure it was a lovely site to see two beautiful woman making out. But that doesn't mean that you come up behind them, and grab their ass! What the fuck!!! I had to spin around and tell this guy no. My exact quote was, "This is a two person thing, no.." So after this, it's our turn and were going to the bathroom... So my date is like, "Hey, their counting down!" So we count down and we have our New Years kiss... In the bathroom.. But for fun, we decided to bust out, making out like we just finish cumming. I think we hit someone with the door. I hope we did...It would have been awesome!

I believe that we stayed for about an hour more... We were groped by a very drunk woman.... I guess that's what one does on New Years while intoxicated.. So... One of my friends friends that lived nearby invited us over. She lived in a pretty cool place. We were gonna relax and lay down, but the drunk chick kept falling on us in an attempt to feel up my date, again... So we left... Our whole group left to head back to the train station.

By the time we got to the train station, three of us had lost our buzz (myself included). The train took forever to get there. But we were people watching and so happy that none of our group was bent double over a trash can. Thank god! Anyways.. So we got on the train. One of our people starting talking to this guy. Kinda creepy if you ask me.. We get to our stop, which we at first couldn't remember which one was ours... The creepy guy tags along with our group... Yea... It was interesting, he came in. Made himself a drink, spilled it and hung out for like 3 hrs! So my friend, who lives in the apartment, kept cracking "jokes" to the guy. They were along the lines of "Hey please don't kill us!" The guy took it personal! I mean seriously, can't the guy take a joke??!! ;)

By the time the creepy guy left it was 6ish in the morning. My date and I had already gone to bed. Actually most of the people had passed out by this time. But when the creepy guy left he yelled out Shalom.... What?? So my date yells out, "Lock the door!!" We both agreed that no one did. But obviously he didn't kill us. Or I wouldn't be writing this right now.

So that was my New Years! My friend and date made it awesome. And hopefully if that night dictates the rest of my year, then I am going to have a awesome year!